Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars
($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm Completely nude."
With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and
squealed...YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of
them asked,"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were
watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY : Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
